[Bridge notices the wetness but doesn't say anything; he can always change his shirt later, after all.]

I can cook! Ah, well, I can't cook much and I can't promise it'll be any good, but I'll try!

[He gives a little nervous laugh, wishing there was some way he could make the pain go away- or even better, stop this from happening to others in the first place.]

Or at the very least, run and get some pork buns if you're hungry... eating them always cheers me up...