[His hand is an uneven one--either he's writing with his left hand or he's medicated. He's supposed to be cooped up in Wellspring right now and I don't know what injury he's getting yet therefore BSing is a go since I want to comment on this. XD]

Got it, did you? Try throwing a blanket over them next time. Preferably a fluffy one. Stops 'em right in their path, the poor sods.