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Krile Mayer Baldesion ([personal profile] earthen_hope) wrote2011-10-25 06:44 pm

--93

I suppose I already knew a lot about myself, but it's still nice to know all of it. My name is Krile Maia Baldesion. I'm the princess of a place called Bal. I had have a grandpa named Galuf who is probably waiting impatiently for me to get back there so he can keep bothering me from the afterlife.

I'll be going back to Bal soon, but I'll see all of you first. And it's not goodbye, because you're going to visit one of these days, once I make sure everything at home is all right. But I think it's okay. (Lyle, we were right. It wasn't the end.)

Crochet's running the Weapons Tree from now on. Good luck dealing with her.

My world doesn't have a lot of the technology that this place does. We use wells and coldhouses instead of faucets and refrigerators, and there are things that will try to eat you if you aren't careful. Nevertheless... it's a very beautiful place, and the people are good. If you'd like to live somewhere else, talk to me.

[identity profile] feathered-earth.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised! Though, I've heard some of them can be really bad apples. [THE BEST KIND OF JOKE.]

It's a long one, but I'll be happy to tell it to you. It has pirates, meteorites, and everything!
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[personal profile] live_ringer 2011-10-26 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Rotten to the core, hm? Well then, you'll just have to show them how it's done.

Sounds exciting. You may want to relate it to our resident writer before he leaves so you can have your memoirs written.

[identity profile] feathered-earth.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! I couldn't pear to let someone abuse the position.

Say, that's not a bad idea! We did run across some belligerent octopi.
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[personal profile] live_ringer 2011-10-26 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Short stuff... that joke's a stretch even for you.

Hah, should be right up his alley, then.

[identity profile] feathered-earth.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'll have you know that is an ancient and traditional joke in Bal! Are you saying my ancestors had a bad sense of humor?
live_ringer: (Who can say?)

[personal profile] live_ringer 2011-10-26 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if the ancient and traditional shoe fits pear wear it.

[identity profile] feathered-earth.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd better be careful when you visit, otherwise I might have no choice to toss you in the pungeon.
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[personal profile] live_ringer 2011-10-27 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
If people got thrown in the brink for corny jokes the kingdom would be in trouble, what with the princess being the public enemy number pun one in that respect.

[identity profile] feathered-earth.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
How do you know it's not just a clever ruse to lull offenders into a false sense of security? Then I can met out their PUNishment!

[identity profile] stonyfaced.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[HE WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING SWEET TO THIS ENTRY, HE SWEARS IT... but then he saw THIS.]

That's terrible.
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[personal profile] live_ringer 2011-10-27 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
But not as bad as the pear joke by far.

[identity profile] stonyfaced.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm talking about this entire thing as a whole.
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[personal profile] live_ringer 2011-10-27 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I see. I don't suppose I can expect any impunity for my part in this, hm?