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[earthen_hope]

It's obvious all the notes stuck around this place are fake and probably from the same source that messes around with our clothes and age, but I just want to let everyone know that we do not threaten our customers with torture at the Weapons Tree.

And no, we don't actually torture them either.

Even if you're late on your payments.

- Cara

Comments

[imthefavorite.livejournal.com]

Speak for yourself.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you're the fiery-tempered girl they're talking about? I should have known!

[imthefavorite.livejournal.com]

[Handwriting shifts into girlie cursive]

Oh but of course!

[lingeringlegacy]

I should remember this before restocking practice rounds.

[imthefavorite.livejournal.com]

Ahh, don't you worry. The prerequisites for me to even consider threatening someone with violence are pretty strict: they have to look just like me.

[forgotmyforge.livejournal.com]

I've never threatened anyone at work, I promise.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

As long as it's not at work, it's fine!

[forgotmyforge.livejournal.com]

And it's not like I make a habit out of it. Really.

[white-disciple.livejournal.com]

I will vouch for you if need be, Flame.

[forgotmyforge.livejournal.com]

Krile seems to believe me, so it's okay.

But thank you, really.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

There's nothing to worry about! I don't take the notes seriously.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

But what if we like a little torture?

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

Then that's tough luck for you.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

So cruel, Krile~

[desertshadows.livejournal.com]

That'd be pretty counter-productive, after all.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

It's just bad business practice to terrify your customers.

[desertshadows.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought.

I don't know how anyone would believe that of you, in any case.

[spandexisyouth]

The people working with you have always been friendly to me.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to hear it! I'd hate to think my employees would be so mean.

[treeleopardess]

Of course not. The only dungeon I've ever heard of was never associated with you guys.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of any dungeons here, but our shop definitely isn't one.

[mythgravenblade.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine what these note-writers want to accomplish.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

I can't either! They're just trying to make trouble because they think it's funny.

[azhdarchidae.livejournal.com]

You get a lot of late payers?

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

Every so often. But they usually cooperate when we send Crochet to remind them.