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[earthen_hope]

[A pencil sketch slowly appears that's an inexact copy of this. It's an outline of the dragon only, without quite as many details.]

I've been seeing this picture here and there for a few days now. And for some reason the word "Turtle!" in blue, spiked letters.

I also saw a sign warning me not to get my hair caught in the elevator door. And then there was a big black-and-yellow picture of a girl getting pulled down by her ponytail. I'm just going to take my broomstick to work.

[a few curlicue lines.] Though, speaking of dangerous things--I haven't heard any signs of the ants yet this year. I'm not complaining, of course! But I wonder if they're going to come later, or not at all... I think we should keep our eyes open.

Sniper! I need to talk to you. You've got absent-minded in your old age~

Comments

[longnosedliar.livejournal.com]

Oi, oi, you're way older than me in Sphere-years! In Sphere-years you're a grandma!

Oh hey, thanks! I'll come over soon.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

A grandma? That's some nerve you've got, you whippersnapper! I should bean you with my walking stick for that one.

[longnosedliar.livejournal.com]

I'll be too busy egging your house, grandma, while--

[Okay, he cuts off here.]

Okay, not even I can keep this out. You're way too tiny to be a grandma!

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

Pish tosh! People do shrink when they get older. I thought everyone knew that!

[longnosedliar.livejournal.com]

You know what doesn't shrink, though? Their noses and ears! Haven't you noticed?

[Cue a doodle of an old man whose nose and ears are comically large.]

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

Gosh, you're right! Maybe that's where all of their height goes.

[She adds a big, bushy mustache under that nose.]

[longnosedliar.livejournal.com]

Must be!

[Insert a sketch of Krile with a comically large nose and comically large ears. Sorry, Krile, GIRLS ARE NOT EXEMPT FROM TEASING.

It looks like he was going to draw himself too, but...

...S-SOB THIS ISN'T FAIR.]

MY NOSE BETTER NOT GROW ANYMORE!

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

[OH. HEY. At least give it some style, man--she adds a flower behind her ponytail.

NOW IT'S GOOD.

and she is just going to complete that drawing. A nose, ears, and eyes are about all that can be seen because the rest of him is hidden by a long curly beard.]

If it does, you can just grow a beard to hide it!

[longnosedliar.livejournal.com]

Oi, now all you can see is my nose.

[paaaause.]

But that's okay! Do you know why? Because that is the MANLIEST BEARD IN THE WORLD

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

It's only fitting for the Great Sniper! Why, your old man beard will be so manly that it will have a beard!

[And she adds another pair of eyes and another beard at the end of the first one.]